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| User: | the_pilchard (5356667)  The Blessed Artifice
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| Name: | Sem | |||||
| Location: | Scotland | |||||
| Birthdate: | 03-28 | |||||
| E-mail: | enraged@tiscali.co.uk | |||||
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| Bio: | When I popped my head out, it was a damn dirty night, but I came out, anyway. I'd had enough of that cozy, warm, protected-but-poisoned environment. I poked some of the uterine slime out of my mouth and took my first breath. "Cold, wet, but invigorating," I thought, and lay back to let the rain wash some of the filth from me as I worked on snapping the umbilicus. The woman wasn't going to make it. Between the heroin, the syphillis and the malnutrition, she'd served all the purpose she ever would. It was a good thing she'd dropped that garment over there. It might afford me some protection as I struck out for the lights I could see nearby. The limbs weren't working as they should yet, so it wouldn't be easy, but I was determined to survive. I had scores to settle. As I managed to get a leg and an arm working in synch, I heard her groan. I didn't reply. What was there to say? "Here we go," I thought, "Let the fun begin..." DISCLAIMER. If you're a child, either physically or mentally, clear off, you brat. The grown-ups are talking. If you're of a nervous disposition, bring your teddy-bear and your incontinence pants. If you're easily offended, hate foul language, squirm at sexual references or black out at limb-lopping or evisceration of the living, do come in. You're my ideal audience. If you have a taste for the bizarre, tasteless, offensive or just plain mucky, I probably know you already. If you would like to enter upon a depraved sexual odyssey with me that will ruin you for other men, women, furry toys and battery operated household appliances, forget it. I'm getting on in years and I have trouble enough servicing all the victims in my cellar. | |||||
| Memories:: | 4 entries | |||||
| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Friend of: | 79: acelightning, alagbon, amolasses, archiedavis, ariadnelives, arthur_sc_king, arwyn, bebo_65, boozymatic, catt_panics, cheekyassmonkey, cody_iconoclast, cyberbertha, daughterofodhin, doganhead, ed_dirt, emt420, eniastoa, erisreg, fairersex, female_penguin, givemethegun, gonedark, hakuai, halfdeadeyes, iamfairydreamer, interactiveleaf, iron_chef_gein, it_hertz, jackiejj, kalinichta, lady_kas, legless123, liadra, lorrisgarden, lucylovebiscuit, lynedd, m3rma1d, minihaha, moderately_mad, morganaus, morty_baby, msginnyo, ncwm, onlyrobin, osmiroid, perfectlyvague, pipsissewa, piraticalbob, prettyw, princebishop, prolixfootle, reeeeeeeeflex, regatomic, revwry, ridiculicious, ropetrick, seaslug_of_doom, sinndar, slutmuphin, smrtgrip, spam_princess, stephen_c, the_pilchard, throm, tishers_, transformedgirl, uberjeep, velvetink, velvets_bones, vespere76, vix, vyrdolak, wobblerlorri, xantippi, xx_conundrum_xx, ygrii_blop, yummydeb, zam_buk | |||||
| Member of: | 2: fountainpens, paidmembers | |||||
| Account type: | Paid Account | |||||
