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The Blessed Artifice
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Created on 2004-12-05 01:34:46 (#5356667), last updated 2009-12-08
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Basic Info| Name: | Sem |
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| Birthdate: | 03-28 |
| Location: | Scotland |
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enraged@tiscali.co.uk BioWhen I popped my head out, it was a damn dirty night, but I came out, anyway. I'd had enough of that cozy, warm, protected-but-poisoned environment. I poked some of the uterine slime out of my mouth and took my first breath. "Cold, wet, but invigorating," I thought, and lay back to let the rain wash some of the filth from me as I worked on snapping the umbilicus.
The woman wasn't going to make it. Between the heroin, the syphillis and the malnutrition, she'd served all the purpose she ever would. It was a good thing she'd dropped that garment over there. It might afford me some protection as I struck out for the lights I could see nearby. The limbs weren't working as they should yet, so it wouldn't be easy, but I was determined to survive. I had scores to settle.
As I managed to get a leg and an arm working in synch, I heard her groan. I didn't reply. What was there to say?
"Here we go," I thought, "Let the fun begin..."
DISCLAIMER.
If you're a child, either physically or mentally, clear off, you brat. The grown-ups are talking.
If you're of a nervous disposition, bring your teddy-bear and your incontinence pants.
If you're easily offended, hate foul language, squirm at sexual references or black out at limb-lopping or evisceration of the living, do come in. You're my ideal audience.
If you have a taste for the bizarre, tasteless, offensive or just plain mucky, I probably know you already.
If you would like to enter upon a depraved sexual odyssey with me that will ruin you for other men, women, furry toys and battery operated household appliances, forget it. I'm getting on in years and I have trouble enough servicing all the victims in my cellar.
The woman wasn't going to make it. Between the heroin, the syphillis and the malnutrition, she'd served all the purpose she ever would. It was a good thing she'd dropped that garment over there. It might afford me some protection as I struck out for the lights I could see nearby. The limbs weren't working as they should yet, so it wouldn't be easy, but I was determined to survive. I had scores to settle.
As I managed to get a leg and an arm working in synch, I heard her groan. I didn't reply. What was there to say?
"Here we go," I thought, "Let the fun begin..."
DISCLAIMER.
If you're a child, either physically or mentally, clear off, you brat. The grown-ups are talking.
If you're of a nervous disposition, bring your teddy-bear and your incontinence pants.
If you're easily offended, hate foul language, squirm at sexual references or black out at limb-lopping or evisceration of the living, do come in. You're my ideal audience.
If you have a taste for the bizarre, tasteless, offensive or just plain mucky, I probably know you already.
If you would like to enter upon a depraved sexual odyssey with me that will ruin you for other men, women, furry toys and battery operated household appliances, forget it. I'm getting on in years and I have trouble enough servicing all the victims in my cellar.
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